Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Madam, you were speeding. May I see your license?
Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one. Officer: You don’t? Woman: Nope. Lost it four times… all due to reckless driving. When the officer asks for registration, she calmly replies, “Can’t. This car is stolen… and the owner? Let’s just say he’s in the trunk—in pieces.” The officer’s face goes pale. He steps back slowly, calls for immediate backup, and within minutes, several patrol cars surround her vehicle like it’s a scene from a crime show.
A senior officer approaches cautiously and asks the woman to step out of the vehicle. She does so politely, even smiling. When asked to open the trunk, she pops it open confidently, revealing nothing more than a clean, empty space. Surprised, the senior officer asks if the car belongs to her.
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