When her mother answered, the principal explained the situation politely. There was a pause, followed by a soft chuckle on the other end. “Oh dear,” her mother said, “I can explain everything.” The principal sighed with relief, expecting a simple correction. “Her real name is Abigail,” the mother said, “but she prefers creativity.”

“Last week she called herself ‘Princess Glitter Muffin,’” the mother added. The principal laughed, realizing the girl simply loved making people smile. He walked her back to class and knelt beside her.“Abigail is beautiful,” he said, “but Happy Butt certainly spreads joy.” The class welcomed her back—laughing, smiling, and instantly happier.